A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”
After I sent her my quote…
Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.
Me: I thought you were psychic.
FIGHT THE POWER
I'm Donovon. I have the best hair you've ever seen. I can eat more sushi than I should and I work as a Help Desk Technician. If you have a problem with your computer, try turning it off and on again.
Client: We need to make this ad welcoming, but unique. I want people to see the ad and want to touch it.
Also, this a Family Nudest Resort. Keep it clean and appropriate while making it desirable and enticing.
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Clients From Hell: Client from another century
To be fair, this client is more of an old acquaintance that I’ve more or less adopted. He shows up every couple of years with a new idea he needs help with. The latest is a one page website for his wood sculptures. He does all his email and web browsing at the library and calls from a pay…
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Clients From Hell: Client: I’ve tried logging in with the username and password you sent...
Client: I’ve tried logging in with the username and password you sent me yesterday. It’s not working and frankly I don’t have time to mess around with passwords.
Me: Send me your username and password and I’ll try it from our end.
Client: Sure my username is Susan1456 and my password is…
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